It could be worse.

He could be playing center . . .

Isn't there a law or something to prevent klutzes - and for that matter, putzes, too - from doing anything requiring him/her (we're gender-neutral on something like this) to perform while bending over and looking through his/her legs?

Picture Hillary trying to do that, with or without a concussion or a stomach virus, or whatever, which is to say without any ass-over-teakettle aspect to the exercise.

Unsettling image, no?

Think I'm kidding about this?

If only.

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